Saturday, 24 September 2016

candy-i-vores; a whole new breed...

what would your
ideal bbq entail?

carnivores
candy kebab 
i'm certain would
appreciate an assortment
of fresh organic meats:
wagyu beef, free range chickens
and a nicely roasted
rambunctiously lived
wild hog

herbivores
would probably
prefer newly harvested
garden fare: zucchini, eggplant,
tomato & for those
who relish the hardy
texture of mushrooms

omnivores
would relish
either menu

i on the other
hand am a candy-i-vore
my ideal kebab would involve:
nibs, gummy bears, liquorice coins,
gumdrops, marshmallows (although
it will get squished in between
the heavier candies
it's an essential
texture and flavour)
finally the christmas
tree topper of my kebab
a salted caramel filled
chocolate truffle

and i did not have to soak
any bamboo skewers before
assembly

...carnivore
       herbivore
  omnivore
      or
candy-i-vore

which
are

y
o
u

?